I was reading the American Red Cross First Aid book. It was not boring, I was just very tired.
As my family will vouch for me,I am also an expert in pushing buttons! When I was little, the only reason I liked going to Lowe's was so I could go down the door bell aisle:)
ROFLMSOAOTP (Rolling on the floor laughing my spleen out all over the place) (!)
MIE (Mom is exasperated)
Very nice. I'm sure you've heard of my experience with an enticing big red button in Ireland. If not, I'll tell you tommorrow. If not tommorrow, then I'll put it on here.
By the way, "~S~", what's first aid for exhaustion? Just askin! :D
I think she was treating her self for exhaustion. The only other choice would to be to drink coffee (not very likely), Dew, Pepsi, or something with a substantial amount of caffine.
If I remember rightly, then Surge and Jolt are pretty much the same thing. However, I think that Dew would prolly be sufficient. That, or else a bit of brass hammered out. In the shape of a horn. Note my earlier comment. :)
Nice. I always did a wooden spoon. The meat tenderizer would work better, probably. The only problem I can forsee with that is you might dent the pot/pan/bowl/thingey.
Hey, if it's a small one, just konk 'em upside the head. Oh, wait, ~S~ might not like that. Pops Morton might not either. Forget it. Maybe on a campout with someone who ignored the bugle... :)
Wow. That's like those "What If" histories, what would have happened if they used meat tenderizers to wake people up in World War II instead of bugles. The song would be... Some day I'm going to the meat tenderizerer. Some day they're going to find him ...
Or, at summer camp, simply roll them off the cot. Cold water is easy enough on winter campouts. Ice, however, is precious in the summertime. Soooooo precious that we'll only use one cube instead of a couple dozen. :)
Well, I don't think we'd better do that to any of the Mortons. Summer camp, slim possibility. On a side note, Milkdud, what were you doing up at 2 AM??
'Bout the 2:00 thing. I think it might be calculating the time change, so that's 2 Ohio time. However, I was up really late cause we didn't get in until 12:45 Ohio time.
Yup. Me too. I've done that while reading a few times. Especially reading Hornblower books. I was up till about 3:30 AM and then noticed the clock. Oooooooooooooops!! :)
Did you know that we have library cards for three different districts? Champaine, Logan and which ever one West Jefferson is in. I mention this because the Urbana library has Black and Red. Very good books by Ted Dekker which I am actually rereading now.
They also have House, which is like a Ted Dekker book horror style. I don't think I or I can even imagaine what THAT would be like. I mean he can make you feel things. Of course The Circle would probably have more effect on a Christian than a non.
I can't go to sleep (to antisipate the 'why are you up at one o'clock?' question).
Very interesting website, but I do not agree with Ted Dekker in his saying Jesus is a girl (It's not really as bad as it may sound here. You need to read his article on the Ted Dekker website to fully understand). I understand his points, but in what I've seen in the Bible, Jesus was never portrayed as female.
Okay, Bumpas, did you read the post or comments? You really had me scared. After reading the whole thing, I think it's important to point out that Mr. Dekker NEVER said that Jesus was a . This was apparently all because of a named Susan in one of his stories that has a Christ-like attitude, and evedentally died to save a bunch of other people. The point is this isn't even supposed to be . Beside all that, it is fiction and in fiction anything can REPRESENT (key word) anything. I think the title, "Jesus is a " was just to get attention, and evidentally, it did. Man, you really had me worried there.
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What was she reading?
LOL!! You need a bugle! :)
Or a button pusher! :>)
Milkdud has experience with pushing buttons. :)
Just outa curiosity, was the reading material boring, or was/were she/you just tired?
If there were a button pushing merit badge, I'd be the first counculer. I'm thinking of getting a PHD in Button Pushing.
I was reading the American Red Cross First Aid book. It was not boring, I was just very tired.
As my family will vouch for me,I am also an expert in pushing buttons! When I was little, the only reason I liked going to Lowe's was so I could go down the door bell aisle:)
LOL! CFMAMUPSLAMLIC (Chuckling for minutes and minutes until people start looking at me like I'm crazy)!
Wow. That's funny.
ROFLMSOAOTP (Rolling on the floor laughing my spleen out all over the place) (!)
MIE (Mom is exasperated)
Very nice. I'm sure you've heard of my experience with an enticing big red button in Ireland. If not, I'll tell you tommorrow. If not tommorrow, then I'll put it on here.
By the way, "~S~", what's first aid for exhaustion? Just askin! :D
I think she was treating her self for exhaustion. The only other choice would to be to drink coffee (not very likely), Dew, Pepsi, or something with a substantial amount of caffine.
Like Surge?
Something like that, but I was thinking more of Jolt. From what I've heard(never tried it)this stuff has an extreamly high caffine level.
OK, but Surge has the highest (legal) cafeene content possible. (I've never tried it either)
If I remember rightly, then Surge and Jolt are pretty much the same thing. However, I think that Dew would prolly be sufficient. That, or else a bit of brass hammered out. In the shape of a horn. Note my earlier comment. :)
Or just for the fun of it, put a nice steel pot over the head and hit it several times with a meat tenderizer.
Works very well, I know from experiance.
Nice. I always did a wooden spoon. The meat tenderizer would work better, probably. The only problem I can forsee with that is you might dent the pot/pan/bowl/thingey.
Nah, just use a small meat tenderizer.
Hey, if it's a small one, just konk 'em upside the head. Oh, wait, ~S~ might not like that. Pops Morton might not either. Forget it. Maybe on a campout with someone who ignored the bugle... :)
Wow. That's like those "What If" histories, what would have happened if they used meat tenderizers to wake people up in World War II instead of bugles. The song would be... Some day I'm going to the meat tenderizerer. Some day they're going to find him ...
I thought we used cold water(on winter campouts) and ice cubes(on summer campouts) to wake those sluggards who don't get up with the bugle.
Or, at summer camp, simply roll them off the cot. Cold water is easy enough on winter campouts. Ice, however, is precious in the summertime. Soooooo precious that we'll only use one cube instead of a couple dozen. :)
Of course there's the method that Mr. M suggested of pulling on nose hairs so that they go into a sneezing fit.
Well, I don't think we'd better do that to any of the Mortons. Summer camp, slim possibility. On a side note, Milkdud, what were you doing up at 2 AM??
Isaac, you missed troop campouts. On these there is a great possibility on nose hair pulling.
Lots of fun!
Well, all I can say is, you'd better never do it to me.
'Bout the 2:00 thing. I think it might be calculating the time change, so that's 2 Ohio time. However, I was up really late cause we didn't get in until 12:45 Ohio time.
Ah. Ok. Just curious. :P
Milkdud, I bet you felt like S.A.M. when you wrote your 02:00 post.
Not really, it was just one of those nights where you stay up and then look at the clock and your like whoa! It's late!
I've had a few of those myself.
Yup. Me too. I've done that while reading a few times. Especially reading Hornblower books. I was up till about 3:30 AM and then noticed the clock. Oooooooooooooops!! :)
The Hornblower books do have some very exciting scenes. Those are the hardest types books to set down.
You obviously haven't read any Ted Dekker yet.
No, not yet.
Did you know that we have library cards for three different districts? Champaine, Logan and which ever one West Jefferson is in. I mention this because the Urbana library has Black and Red. Very good books by Ted Dekker which I am actually rereading now.
They also have House, which is like a Ted Dekker book horror style. I don't think I or I can even imagaine what THAT would be like. I mean he can make you feel things. Of course The Circle would probably have more effect on a Christian than a non.
I can't go to sleep (to antisipate the 'why are you up at one o'clock?' question).
Very interesting website, but I do not agree with Ted Dekker in his saying Jesus is a girl (It's not really as bad as it may sound here. You need to read his article on the Ted Dekker website to fully understand). I understand his points, but in what I've seen in the Bible, Jesus was never portrayed as female.
P.S. A ram is a male sheep.
Whhhhaaa?
Where's THAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Look on Ted Dekker's website. There is a catch phrase saying that Jesus is a girl and right after that, there is a "read more" button.
Okay, Bumpas, did you read the post or comments?
You really had me scared. After reading the whole thing, I think it's important to point out that Mr. Dekker NEVER said that Jesus was a . This was apparently all because of a named Susan in one of his stories that has a Christ-like attitude, and evedentally died to save a bunch of other people. The point is this isn't even supposed to be . Beside all that, it is fiction and in fiction anything can REPRESENT (key word) anything.
I think the title, "Jesus is a " was just to get attention, and evidentally, it did.
Man, you really had me worried there.
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