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POPS Morton
posted by Morton Family @ 1:50 PM
17 comments
Thursday, October 26, 2006
POPS Morton
17 Comments:
Man. I know that's a joke, but the sad thing is that people really have those kinds of attitudes. It seems more and more that people have lost sight of what "chuch" is supposed to be.
I need the phone number and address!
*GASP*!!
This is the perfect opprotunity for my TMDAOA organization (see comments on "Dance")! I'm sure there are millions of Christians who would want to Treadance as a extra activity at the church!
It could be like that other one where they have a hoola service so that you can "hoola for Jesus!"
So! this is the other side of milkdud that I have not seen. That would explain a lot.
What would it explain?
Before I go any further, would your familey be happy to do this teadmill dance in church?
No. It would take the focus completely off of the reason for being at church: to worship Jesus, to study in the Word, and to fellowship with His people.
It would probably make me "happy" to do that dance anywhere, but it is only a temporary happiness with no real comparison to Him. If I traded time set aside for Him for treadmill dancing, that would be idolitry, plain and simple.
Good! I just got to thinking that before I went any further, I should find out your views. I didn't want to hurt our friendship through this.
Oh! Definately not! I abide by the rules of e-arguing, laid out by S.A.M. One of which is "All e-arguing will be done in the spirit of fun." I really was just looking for somthing to argue about.
OK THEN!
IT IS ALL A CONSPIRACY!!! First he moves into Ohio, then finds us poor RPs and now he is trying to convert us to those "MEGA-CHURCHES". Ha! you aren't too clever for BUMPAS! I saw right through all your plots!! I just took my time in showing the others your plots.
Now What?
Ice cubes!! How'd you find out? You might as well know that I'm really from Hawaii and my name is Marvin Wells.
Just use Google!
How come it's always google this and google that? What ever happened to Yahoo or RedZee or all the little guys? I mean, who's standing up for their rights. Why do we just let all the big-name sites roll in and take over? Well, I'm not going to take it any more! Someone's got to stand up for the little guy! Therefore, I am now going to establish the GBCOAA (Google Boy-Cotters Of America Accosiation)!
He he he. Umm... that's supposed to be just plain Milkdud. I guess it was still on the auto-history. :>]
I use both Google and Yahoo, and it really doesn't make much differance to me, but if it's info or just a place to waste time, I go to Wikipedia.
Ahh... Wikipedia, the encyclopidia of the internet. Yeah, know I did a five-page geopgraphy report, almost entirely from Wikipedia.
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